Angry Penguins

Lyrics

I used to be fast… A bounce in my step. Thought it would last… I was the best. To run or dash… I was impressed. When people I passed… I'd puff up my chest. This story starts… When I'm not sure. When some of my parts… Just took a detour. They were not smart… Or even ensured. Like a wobbly cart… Grade A manure. We wobble to the left. We wobble to the right. Step by step. Is a brand-new fight. Knees don't work. Back ain't right. An angry wreck. Like a penguin fight. My left foot moans… That's a new one. My right knee groans… I know that one. A mind of its own… My hip thinks it's done. An ache in my bones… This just ain't fun. We wobble to the left. We wobble to the right. Step by step. Is a brand-new fight. Knees don't work. Back ain't right. An angry wreck. Like a penguin fight. I'd rather have… A beer instead. I just look mad… I'm not dead. I know this looks sad… It's all in my head. Yeah but this is bad… Just go to bed. We wobble to the left. We wobble to the right. Step by step. Is a brand-new fight. Knees don't work. Back ain't right. An angry wreck. Like a penguin fight. I feel a crash… My toe hurts. My arm has a rash… My butt is worse I need to scratch… I'm gonna burst. Gone in a flash… Silver alert.