Beer in the Air

Lyrics

High in the air… Over my head The beer can flew… Nothing was said… It came with a glare… She wanted me dead… Somehow I knew… Now a code red… I opened my mouth... Too many times… And said with doubt… Dinner was fine… But in truth I feel…. It needed some wine… No big deal… Then rose and shined… From over the left… I felt the shift… A tone in the air… She was now pissed… A shivering stare…. I saw the rift… A can in the air… She let it rip… From under the chair… I dove in fear… Not for my head… Her miss was near… A prayer instead… My love my dear… Very aware….. She had my beer… One by one at blazing speed… She fired each one, straight at me… One by one she did the deed… Took her stand to make me see… One by one I held my voice… From under that chair I made that choice… One by one 12 in a pack… Her bullet of choice emptied the rack… It's quiet now… She's out of ammo… She missed somehow... I wore my camo… Why and how… I'll never know… My beers all gone… I can go… This battles done… It didn't last… No one won… It's in the past… But learned a ton …To hide my ass… And to never ever ever… Buy beer in glass…