Hillbilly Bar

Lyrics

Not too far… not far from here. My hillbilly bar… I hold dear. With smiles & scars… the rules are clear. Come as you are… and stay for the beer. In my bar… we like to toast. We stand tall… and love to vote. With one guitar… and two old goats. All in all… we have hope. Now here's a chance… to learn a song. A hillbilly chant… you can sing along. A bit of a rant… not too long. Learn if you can… but keep your pants on. These are my people… these are my friends. This is my bar… say it again. These are my people… these are my friends. This is my bar… amen amen. In here we dance… keep the blinds down. Like army ants… all crawling around. We say we can… until the bar shuts down. Then a faceplant… sally went down. Hardwood floors… & one bar maid. We're all surprised… she chose to stay. She looks bored… but happy to say. Bless your heart… now do it my way. Two cougars… and a peacock. Lots of rumors… and a shock jock. Some bad humor… knock knock. Winner & losers… all in a crock pot. These are my people… these are my friends. This is my bar… say it again. These are my people… these are my friends. This is my bar… amen amen.